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Post by Prox on Sept 10, 2005 21:05:08 GMT
Post any you know here, the ones I post below are most likely to get you slapped, instead of you getting laid - so I strongly disagree attempting to use them. "Would you accept a nickle to tickle my pickle" "The word of the days is 'legs', shall we go to mine and spread the word?" "Hi, im the Milkman. Would you like it in the front or the back?" ------------------------------------------------------------------ I will post more as I find them, Do you have any?
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Post by sneaky on Sept 11, 2005 3:18:20 GMT
"So your about size 14?" hehe Silence of the Lambs
"That shirt would look better on my bedroom floor."
"HI IM WETARTED!"
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Post by ™«۞uηçє» on Sept 11, 2005 4:38:31 GMT
"Ill Give You A Dime If You Touch My Chimes" "Nice Shoes Wanna f**k?" LMAO
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Post by Proxy on Sept 11, 2005 11:56:56 GMT
"Nishe legsh, wot toime do they open?" "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock." "Hey, lets go to my house we can play shome Nintendo.. Then maybe have shome shecksh."
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Post by Llama! on Sept 11, 2005 18:05:28 GMT
"Nishe legsh, wot toime do they open?" "I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can make your bed rock." "Hey, lets go to my house we can play shome Nintendo.. Then maybe have shome shecksh." Haha these are good LMAO ;D
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Post by ™«۞uηçє» on Sept 11, 2005 21:09:54 GMT
hehehe thants funny i heard the first one on a game its funny
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Post by Spektral on Sept 23, 2005 16:50:37 GMT
"Hey, you look a lot like my next girlfriend" "Let's make this one a quickie, eh?"
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Post by White.Night on Sept 23, 2005 20:06:18 GMT
HAHA there are some pretty funny ones up there. I dont have any but if I think of them or find them I will definatnlypost them.
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élixor
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Post by élixor on Sept 28, 2005 9:16:06 GMT
"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
Eh, all I got... ;D
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